Radio: Glass Ocean / Machine Girl

About

My unread email count: legendary status.

Rebuilt portfolio for the 8th time. This one might stick.

Set up a new notification filter. Still losing.

Deleted 500 files. Only one was important.

Bulletproof coffee ran out. Panic mode: activated.

My therapist calls it “perfectionism.” I call it “work.”

Tried to rest. Brain said “lol no.”

Rejected 3 bad ideas. Still have 50 waiting.

Paid rent with invoices. Legal for now.

About me:

Built on equal parts instinct and analysis, I help brands find themselves, then build identities that punch above their weight and below the belt. Translation: if it’s boring, I fix it. If it’s not, I make it impossible to ignore. Solved with taste, math, and mild disrespect. Like money, but better.
Crafting chaos since dial-up.

Current game(s):

Brand Warfare 2 (Hard Mode) & Client TETRIS

Development credit:

Tools of My Undoing

Figma
Photoshop
Notion
After Effects
Arc Browser
Slack
ChatGPT
Oura Ring
Standing Desk
Wi-Fi (unstable)
Dark Mode
Perfectionism Pro+
Hope (Beta)
Overthinking.js
Sanity (trial expired)
Self-Doubt.dll
Google Docs
Dropbox (barely)
Cold Plunge Scope Creep++ SleepDeprivation.exe
Undo History (corrupted)
Cached Emotions
Auto-Save Anxiety

Creating

1990

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